purplle joke blog

this is a blog to tell all ur jokes

chuck norris jokes-
1. chuck norris one the world seris poker torny using pokemon cards
2. chuck norris is so awsome he made a fire by rubbing 2 icecubes tg.
( i dont like chuck norris just love his jokes lol)
more to come

chuck norris lost his virginity in a truck and accidently spilled some on the seat.

that truck is now known as optimus prime.

i like chuck norris jokes

lol pysch

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

all you need to know about chuck norris. btw: he's over 70 now

lol i know
knew jokes- (no offence to jewish people. friend told me this joke.)
WHat is the diffence between a jewish person and canoo. cannos tip. (fyi i am jewish to)

Some black jokes (I'm NOT a racist!)

What do you do when there is a wounded black guy running in your backyard? Deep breath, reload, and try again ...

What to do when there are three dead niggers in your backyard?
Stay calm and reload - there might be more ...

And, hey! Why are aspirins white?
'cuz they work!

* wat do you call a a cow on the ground ground beef Hahhahahha
*wat do you call a black person on the ground oil spill Hahaha
( No Racisim Intended my black friend told me tht 1)

What is faster then a black guy runnIng wit a tv. His brother wit the sterio.

What has 3 feet n cant walk. A yard stick

Two atoms were walking down the street. Suddenly, the first atom exclaimed, "I think I lost my electrons!!" The second atom replied, "Are you sure?" And the first atom said, "Postive!"

Excl joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He wanted to lay it on the line!!

lol nice one haha

I think about the jokes. I don't just look them up >.<

Lol

Lol

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

What do u call a cat with 3 legs. I-lean

Ok ... I don't get the last one

niehter do i read it on a popcilcal stick hahahahah

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

HEHEHE, this is a nice one

nice one gapi haahah

What do u do when thier is a earthquake. Ask if the fat guy is ok

Lol
What do you call a cow on the ground?
Ground BEEFFF!!!!

lol nice one as of now this is the only active blog grtazzz guys