Now I'm mad as a cactus in a needle farm! You may be wondering why I'm as mad as a cactus in a needle farm. This I can explain to you in a paragraph that I'm on the verge of publishing. I will now begin the most entertaining paragraph of anyones existence.
Once upon a time there was a donkey named Hubanoo. Hubanoo was a very interesting donkey that allways licked his butt accuratley at 6:43 am. One day he licked his butt so vigorously that he licked himself into an altternate dimension. This alternate dimmension was located in my cabinet. When hubanoo squished and squashed his way into my cabinet he managed to knock over my cookie jar! These cookies were flung into a worm whole and sent on a journey to flip and flop through variouse demensions. With this information I am bestowing the presous and impervious job of tracking down the lost cookies. To the one who finds these precous parcels there will be a reward meant only for those of the richest and most powerful blood; this reward would be a double chocolate-chip cookie. Yes you read right, a double chocolate-chip cookie. Good luck and good hunting to all of the hunters out there, I will be waiting.